This one is important. I need to quickly figure out what it is that Biff is storing in his body before the Champions League. His run scoring abilities seems to have been affected by his widening girth. As much as I dislike the guy, he is an excellent opening batsman and South Africa need him to score some freaking runs! So vote and solve the mystery with me. The one with the highest vote will go to CSA so they can help Biffy.
1) He broke his hand, so obviously things like running on a treadmill is impossible!
2) South Africa's been winning too many games so Biff's bonuses have skyrocketed...all of which he is putting towards his stomach.
3) He asked his mirror and the mirror replied 'You, my Captain, are the thinnest of all'.
4) He isn't over his breakup with Minki yet. It's Stage Four: Depression
5) He is friends with Shane Warne. ''He never lost weight...why should I?!''
6) Mark Boucher is feeding him and Jacques Kallis all sorts of junk food to make himself look good. (A question has been posted on Mark's website regarding this. We are waiting for an answer...)
7) He is a hero now anyway. Why should he care about his weight?
8) He thinks gaining weight will get him a girl like Shamone who is dating Jacques .
Go on, vote. And yes, I deliberately didn't mention anything about him being gay. Graeme Smith may be a lot of things, but a homo he is not. Deal with it.